Why do i prosecute me? The jury is biased I can't win she still sez what she sez she testifies for me to help me I crossexamine, discredit her words Why? If only I belived, we could dismiss this case If only I was me? would that help? Can I plea bargain? If I take the guilty plea, can I be happy? May I? Would it help? But, win or lose, neither is right both have lies the case is infirm either way is there a crime here? They say "A man who represents himself has a fool for a client" What do they say about he who prosecutes himself?