Or at least he didn't hit me before I woke up, one minute before my alarm.
I blame the movie I caught some of that Chris was watching last night. I forget the title, but it was a black and white movie about some law students who devise a plan to rob a casino on Thanksgiving break. One of them is a Korean War vet, and one of them goes crazy, pulls a gun on them before they can start and forces all of them to do the plan and give him the money. There's a shootout in a robotic parking garage. It was on TMC last night.
Pic entirely unrelated.