| × I have broken someone's bones.
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Probably.)
|| × I hate the rain. (I like the rain when I have nothing more to do but stand in it. When I have stuff to do, however...)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Who isn't? I can tell you are sometimes!)
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
|| × I need/want money right now. (Not really. I have a job, and I have the funds I need for the upcoming move, although not all of them are as liquid as I'd like...)
|✓ I love sushi.
||✓ I talk really, really fast.
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning. (No one does.)
|✓ I have long hair. (I need a hair cut.)
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling. (2)
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
| × I like the way that I look. (Not really. But I've been ugly for a long time, and I guess I can cope.)
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
||✓ I am usually pessimistic. (As regarding myself, certainly. As regarding others, quite the opposite. Stupid, I know.)
| × I have a lot of mood swings.
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (So it can be safer for all involved.)
||✓ I slept with a roommate. (Depends on how you define this, but I've shared a bed with faboo (although we didn't do anything, and he had stopped being my roommate for over a year at that point))
| × I have a hidden talent. (I wish I had *any* talent, hidden or otherwise.)
||✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Except for when I'm exhausted)
||✓ I have a lot of friends. (Or so my LJ friends list tells me...)
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
||✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
||✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Well, not mine so much, as my friends page.)
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mom kicks ass.)
|✓ I have a mobile phone. (And I told myself I would never)
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Read above about the psychoactives...)
|| × I've rejected someone before. (No.)
|✓ I currently like/love someone.
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
||✓ I want to have children in the future.
| × I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
|| × I'm not allergic to anything. (Oh how I wish...)
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (If you don't check this one too, you're a freakin' liar)
||✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (I am shy around new people. Which is strange, because I always thought myself outgoing.)
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I was at school. Not anymore.)
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
|| × I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Psychoactives)
||✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (But does it count if they're open/poly?)
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
||✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (You would with a support job too.)
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (Dixie Chicks, Hank Williams Jr.)
| × I would die for my best friends. (Only if there really was no other solution.)
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (See "ugly" above)
|✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Duh!)
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
|| × I am happy at this moment.
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Republican.
|✓ I don't even know what I am.
|| × I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car.
| × I love my job(s).
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
|✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
||✓ I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (If getting a driver's license counts...)
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
|✓ I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
||✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
|| × I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can't whistle.
| × I have ridden/owned a horse.
||✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||✓ I talk in my sleep.
|✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Where's my flying cars and teleporter tubes?!)
|| × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
|| × I am a caffeine junkie. (I avoid caffeine)
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
|| × I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
|| × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
|| × I am extremely flexible. (inflexible!)
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (My brother says I'm addicted)
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (That's not true. I'm the normal one in my group of friends, usually. But I'm too out there to hang out with the "normals," and anyways, the things they do for fun (i.e. clubbing, drinking), do not appeal to me.)
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I've fired a rifle before. I feel much more comfortable with my hands as weapons.)
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Drag kings FOR THE WIN, muthafuka!)
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
|| × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
|✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
|✓ I can't stand being alone.
|| × I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
|| × I'm a judgmental asshole.
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Finally.)
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Nope. Not even that works.)
|✓ I am a Libertarian. (well, a little "l")
|| × I can speak more than one language.
|| × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (But books are disposible, and physical media. TV comes through the air or pipe.)
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction. (I've been reading more nonfiction lately, but really, I'm an)
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (And several on assignments I was given 6+ months)
|✓ I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I've been very happy being a male.)
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I know why I was born -- accidentally!)
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I have some ROMs, though..)
||✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (with joy!)
||✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Only on IRC)
|✓ I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
||✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (... but I'm a boy)
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
|| × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
||✓ I dislike milk. (I cannot process it.)
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
| × I always carry something significant around with me. (I carry me with me.)
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (TKD has helped me be more physically aware of myself and others.)
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Not this document, but for most of my posts. OTOH, I've really gotten used to Deepest Sender)
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
|| × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
|✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
|| × I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||✓ I have a custom-built computer. (And have since 2000 (not the same machine, though!))
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
||✓ I've performed in three plays.
| × I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
||✓ I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Actually, I don't believe I've ever done anything.)
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
| × I download songs from the internet. (Not anymore. TV though....)
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (WTF is "Death Note"?)
||✓ I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WTF is "Death Note"?)
||✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (Not played it lately. Anyone up for a game?)
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.