You are The Elder Malaclypse! A wandering Wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania, you once followed a 5-pointed Star through the alleys of Rome, Damascus, and Des Moines. You are expected in Whittier, California someday - but it is written that when you appear there, bearing a sign that says "DOOM", the world will end. For obvious reasons, we'd prefer if you'd remain where you are, creeping people out locally. Take this quiz!