are QUIET HORROR. Inasmuch as you have a personality at all, you're the
one watching the boa constrictor sliding up their body and vaguely
wondering whether being digested is going to hurt worse than what Satan
can come up with once you reach Hell.
SEEK: drama queens. Believe it or not, you might be able to calm
them down just by watching and saying "Yeah? So?" in that irritating
way of yours. AVOID: boa constrictors. (Satan is very creative.)