What should be the unix name of my new computer (and therefore, what should be its CNAME)?
Eris, Goddess of Discord, central diety of Discordianism, such as there is one
Cabbage, just because
Future, both signifying the future of 64-bit personal computing, as well as the irony that its been here for a long time (c.f. the DEC Alpha)
Kallisti, "for the prettiest one", what Eris wrote on the Golden Apple of Discord as she tossed it to the goddesses who snubbed her, thus touching off the Trojan War
Other, please comment