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Assuming that the length of 6 in. and girth of 5.75 in. was… 
29th-Dec-2004 04:51 pm

Assuming that the length of 6 in. and girth of 5.75 in. was supplied in good faith, your penis ranks as follows:
Length: 50th percentile
Girth: 93rd percentile

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It's amazing what you'll find on Slashdot.

In other news, shoujo_mallet and I went to Boston on Monday and Tuesday. It was awesome. We saw the Museum of Bad Art, the Museum of Science, and walked around a lot in the cold. It was all great. I wish that I could properly convey my satisfaction with the days, but alas, I am not that kind of writer. I am a writer who is much better at bitching. But I'm not in that kind of mood, so whatever.

Today Dad fixed the fax machine by flipping it over (it got jammed up by the bits of Xmas tree as it came in through the back door. Dad and myself finally fixed the printer by forcing all the pieces into their default positions. And tomorrow, when Dad goes to Staples, he will attempt to purchase a new battery for the cordless phone. Everything is getting fixed, and this is a very good thing.

Soon I will return to Rochester. This is also a good thing.
29th-Dec-2004 10:28 pm (UTC)
yay for PeterInRochester (sorry shoujo_mallet, but I saw him first!)! and yay for 93rd percentiles. what's girth again? width? or circumference?
29th-Dec-2004 10:35 pm (UTC)
I used circumferance, as an average diameter of 4.25 seemed unbelievable, given condom sizes, etc.
29th-Dec-2004 11:35 pm (UTC)
Holy crap! Your penis is almost as wide as it is long? How...satisfying for you :)

30th-Dec-2004 12:00 am (UTC)
Actually, from my understanding it is 6 inches long and 1.8302833915310400147695911942679 inches wide. He mentioned measuring his girth as the circumferance... thus 5.75 = (3.14159)*Diameter.

Now I need to get a ruler, curious just how big 1.83 inches is..

Yesh, still pretty big.
29th-Dec-2004 11:45 pm (UTC)
I take it I inspired you to measure? Hehe.
30th-Dec-2004 01:29 am (UTC)
No. These data are somewhat (6mo) old, longer than I knew you. So there.
29th-Dec-2004 11:50 pm (UTC)
Midget. :P
30th-Dec-2004 12:28 am (UTC)
oh why don't YOU take the test yourself and find out?
30th-Dec-2004 01:59 am (UTC)
30th-Dec-2004 04:15 am (UTC)
Isn't it interesting how you get so many responses to entries about your cock?
30th-Dec-2004 04:35 am (UTC)
And no one cares about Boston.

But I should be used to this. Whenever I talk about penises, I get a huge response.
30th-Dec-2004 04:51 am (UTC)
I'm online now...don't see you on though. MaliaDeCordova Message me.
30th-Dec-2004 07:23 am (UTC)
When I first saw the thing about your penis, I was a bit weirded out, I'll admit. But then I paused, thought about it for a minute, and then realized there wasn't really anything to be weirded out about. After all, it's nothing I haven't seen - or held - before.

Viva freedom, viva low prices, and viva penis. Woo-hoo!
30th-Dec-2004 07:58 am (UTC)
Dawg, you come to my home turf, and you go to where I be at, you'd best be CALLING me, yo! Lest I cut you.
30th-Dec-2004 02:59 pm (UTC)
I gaves youse a call, but you weren't there, dawg.
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