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3rd-Sep-2004 01:09 pm
Eyecon
My 21st birthday is on Friday. Any suggestions? Remember that I don't drink. ellF, is the usual Friday Java's thing happening?
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3rd-Sep-2004 12:18 pm (UTC) - Canadian Ballet
"Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of 'Throb',
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud"
-A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin', Bloodhound Gang

That aside, my suggestion is trip to Niagara Falls and swing by Buffalo to pick up dear old dad, and we can hit up a strip club, casino, or whatever adventure the night brings!
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