Sick puppy I am.
I also got back an email from the guy who makes awhttpd saying that he'd try to add Resume support for the next version. I love open-source software. (Yes, I know, if I really wanted to exploit OSS's best bits, I'd do it myself. But that would require learning his code and the HTTP/1.1 standard and how it does file resumes.)
And at work today, I made an awesome inventory book in Excel that uses 3D formulas. I kick ass. I'd show it, but internal data and all.