nce upon a time there has a young PLUMBER named DERRICK. He was QUICKLY FALLING in the TASTY forest when he met EARLY SEAN, a run-away PUBLISHER from the LOST Queen DANA.
DERRICK could see that EARLY SEAN was hungry so he reached into his VASE and give him his GOOEY GERMAN. EARLY SEAN was thankful for DERRICK's GERMAN, so he told DERRICK a very TUMESCENT story about Queen DANA's daughter MARIE. How her mother, the LOST Queen DANA, kept her locked away in a BUNKER protected by a gigantic PENGUIN, because MARIE was so BROWN.
DERRICK SPUN. He vowed to EARLY SEAN the PUBLISHER that he would save the BROWN MARIE. He would KILL the PENGUIN, and take MARIE far away from her eveil mother, the LOST Queen DANA, and DANCE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOVELY EARTHQUAKE and EARLY SEAN the PUBLISHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN from his story. LOST Queen DANA PLOPPED out from behind a TANK and struck DERRICK dead. In the far off BUNKER you could hear a BLAM.