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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Date</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">August 9, 2042</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Number Of Times</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">358</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Place</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">On the couch </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Person</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Bert McCracken </td></tr>
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Janeane Garofalo </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Alyson Hannigan </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">13</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Eels - Restraining Order Blues </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Johnny Cash - Hurt </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Your LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your real name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your sex</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your last words will be...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"FUCK YOU!" </td></tr>
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My LiveJournal Sitcom
wedding photo and bagel (NBC, 5:00): Xoder (Sal Mineo) takes strentax (Orlando Bloom) bowling. The week after, eff_action (Fran Drescher) gets in trouble with the law when saloncom (Monica Bellucci) discusses footstools with an undercover cop. At the same time, seraph_kesef (Jon Lovitz) trades armchairs with metafilter (W.C. Fields). On the other side of town, comadrug235 (Daniel Day Lewis) and veux (Shelley Long) collaborate on writing a romance novel. That weekend, rit (Neil Patrick Harris) learns a card trick from my_sex_journal (Patrick Swayze). Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

What's weirdest is that most of those are communities or synfeeds.
My LiveJournal Sitcom
Life With Xoder (NBC, 5:00): Xoder (Sal Mineo) tries to seduce boondocks (Petula Clark) at a high school. That weekend, catmandux (George Clooney) and lj_nifty (Roberto Benigni) go waterskiing. Afterwards, coversproject (Debbie Reynolds) accidentally breaks empshockwave (Jenny McCarthy)'s desk. That night, kozizzle (Wayne Brady) nixes scienceblog (Mariel Hemingway)'s picnic plans. The next day, lj_maintenance (Jerry Seinfeld) uses ailleme (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen)'s portable CD player. Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)





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<table style="border: 1px black solid; width: 70%"><tr><th style="background-color: #cc9999">My LiveJournal Sitcom</th></tr><tr><td><b>wedding photo and bagel</b> (<i>NBC, 5:00</i>): <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/Xoder/">Xoder</a> (Sal Mineo) takes <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/strentax/">strentax</a> (Orlando Bloom) bowling. The week after, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/eff_action/">eff_action</a> (Fran Drescher) gets in trouble with the law when <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/saloncom/">saloncom</a> (Monica Bellucci) discusses footstools with an undercover cop. At the same time, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/seraph_kesef/">seraph_kesef</a> (Jon Lovitz) trades armchairs with <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/metafilter/">metafilter</a> (W.C. Fields). On the other side of town, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/comadrug235/">comadrug235</a> (Daniel Day Lewis) and <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/veux/">veux</a> (Shelley Long) collaborate on writing a romance novel. That weekend, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rit/">rit</a> (Neil Patrick Harris) learns a card trick from <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/my_sex_journal/">my_sex_journal</a> (Patrick Swayze). Craziness ensues.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"><a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/sitcom/">What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom?</a> (by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/">rfreebern</a>)</td></tr></table>
What's weirdest is that most of those are communities or synfeeds.
<table style="border: 1px black solid; width: 70%"><tr><th style="background-color: #cc9999">My LiveJournal Sitcom</th></tr><tr><td><b>Life With Xoder</b> (<i>NBC, 5:00</i>): <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/Xoder/">Xoder</a> (Sal Mineo) tries to seduce <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/boondocks/">boondocks</a> (Petula Clark) at a high school. That weekend, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/catmandux/">catmandux</a> (George Clooney) and <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/lj_nifty/">lj_nifty</a> (Roberto Benigni) go waterskiing. Afterwards, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/coversproject/">coversproject</a> (Debbie Reynolds) accidentally breaks <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/empshockwave/">empshockwave</a> (Jenny McCarthy)'s desk. That night, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/kozizzle/">kozizzle</a> (Wayne Brady) nixes <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/scienceblog/">scienceblog</a> (Mariel Hemingway)'s picnic plans. The next day, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/lj_maintenance/">lj_maintenance</a> (Jerry Seinfeld) uses <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/ailleme/">ailleme</a> (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen)'s portable CD player. Craziness ensues.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"><a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/sitcom/">What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom?</a> (by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/">rfreebern</a>)</td></tr></table>



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