- The fucking kids across the hall are having another loud, smelly party
- This dialogue should be kept somewhere:
Me: [grumbling about pinched-feeling arteries in my ass]
zsparke: Do you need to get off?
Me: Umm... well... could you please not phrase it that way?
zsparke: Fuck you!
Me: Didn't I just ask you not to phrase it that way?
- I need to stop being such a loser.
- I probably won't be going outside tomorrow.