Reminds you of an ex-lover: "Truly, Madly, Deeply" Savage Garden
Reminds you of an ex-friend: Dunno. The only "ex-friend" I can think of, I don't associate with music.
Makes you cry: "Well Worth the Wait" by Dr Tom's Leather; "My December", Linkin Park
Makes you laugh: "Crazy" Barenaked Ladies
Makes you smile: "Big Balls" by ACDC
You never want to hear again: dunno
Sums up your teenage years: "In My Life" The Beatles
You want to get married to: Hopefully, I won't notice that song. Or is that being too romantic for y'all?
You like to wake up to: I determined from high school that it is best for me not to know the song I'm going to wake up to. Or else I will hate it. So I wake up to the radio.
You like out of your parents record collection: All things Beatle-related, Buddy Holly, Timbuk3, the Woodstock records I added to it, Paul Simon
You love that you know about thanks to a friend: Iron Maiden
You love the video more than the tune: "Come on Over" Christina Agulera
Reminds you of your first crush: At that point in time (elementary school), I hadn't yet become my own consumer of music. I only discovered that pop radio existed in ~5th grade!
Reminds you of your now crush: Strangely enough, I can't really think of anything. Maybe its a lack of crushes? Now all I have to do is get rid of the sex drive, and I can function the way I want to.
Makes you think of sex: "Your Body is a Wonderland" John Mayer
Guilty Pleasure: Anything by Tony Toni Toné
Perks you up: "The Humour of the Situation" by Barenaked Ladies